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November 28, 2005
Question: My g/f has had sex with 10 guys at age 14 & she wants to have sex with me now
ANSWER: A screwball sent this question. For all the screwballs out there, you need an education.
Listen to this Wizard:
DO NOT PLAY with life as if it were a computer game.
Consequences of bad choices flow freely. They may hit you squarely, quickly, and heavily, so much so you might never recover.
Look around you. The detritus of bad choices is easy to find and witness. If you are not yet a part of it, bad choices will make you part of it.
Wizard
November 28, 2005
Question: the girl still likes an x boyfriend and is contemplating dating one of my best friends
ANSWER: Dating is a battle, isn’t it? You may feel you’ve lost a battle, but she is just one-in-a-million.
Wizard
November 23, 2005:
Question: Here’s the thing, my "girlfriend" is a big ___ ____. She’s not fat, but you get what I mean. She’s a dirty ____ that honestly puts on 8... maybe 9 pounds of make-up a day. she resembles a Horse (which should be spelt WHOREs) or possibly even a walrus.. but here’s the problem... she totally owns me.. she doesn’t like me, but I’m so _______ whipped by her, and every time i try to dump her, i ___ a little then we start to make out.. because she’s such a ____ ____.. she tells guys all the time she doesn’t have a boyfriend.. WHAT A ____...
What should i do?
ANSWER: If she has not dumped you yet, you’d do her a favor to dump her. Any time you hear yourself talk like that about another person, you and that other person should not be within 1,000 yards of each other.
Wizard
November 18, 2005
Question: I’ve been dating this really fit girl but her brother hates me every time I make out he tells so is it worth the hassle?
ANSWER: Only you can be the judge of that. For some guys, yes. For some guys, no. It is up to you – your constitution and substance, your control of events and your emotions, your commitment to this girl, and how well-founded are your principles.
Wizard
November 18, 2005
Question: She is really pretty but she does not want to leave me alone I like her but she just does not kiss
ANSWER: “Really pretty” is not necessary. “She does not want to leave me alone” is a good sign but not necessary. “I like her” is necessary. “But she does not kiss” is not necessary right away.
Don’t be too quick to dump because she does not kiss. Stay with it. She sounds like a good date because you like her. Let the kissing come later, naturally, when you both feel good about it.
Wizard
November 15, 2005
Question: I’ve been dating a girl for 1 year and 5 months but she is becoming controlling and moody not letting me hang out with my friends and i want to know can i dump her
ANSWER: Of course, Bozo.
Wizard
November 11, 2005:
Question: I’ve been with my girlfriend for seven months now and we were doing great but then she starts accusing me of cheating on her when I’m not and she doesn’t believe a word i say what should i do?
ANSWER: Is she dreaming? Did an evil spy give her wrong information? Or has she simply never known you well enough, after seven months, to know you’re telling the truth?
You must overcome the lack of trust. If you don’t real soon, wherever the fault lies, this surely will end in a dump.
Wizard
November 10, 2005
Question: So I've been dating this girl for a few months. Things were going great. Then I went away for a week, and got incredibly close to this other girl. No I did not cheat on my current girlfriend. This new girl also had a boyfriend. Right after getting back, the new girl broke up with her boyfriend. I think I’m totally in love with this girl, and it just feels weird to be with my current girlfriend...the only problem is the new girl lives about 6 hours away...what should i do?
ANSWER: Get a helicopter (Ho, Ho).
If the makings of a good relationship exist, something good might happen. Communicate by email, telephone, even a letter or two. Send occasional gifts or flowers. Keep her informed that you exist and are interested. Visit each other, and date, at pre-arranged times and places. Six hours is inconvenient but need not be fatal to a good relationship.
If the two of you hit it off, one of you could move closer.
But then – who knows – you might run into another lovely girl. This time she might be one who lives closer to you, and you’ll disappoint the girl living six hours away.
Relationships are lit often with a fickle flame. Beware and good luck to you.
Wizard
November 7, 2005
Question: how can i break up with my girl with out her getting mad at me?
ANSWER: It may not be possible. But to make it easier, the Wizard has created a “friendly” version of the dump certificate. It will be on line sometime after November 12, the date on which you can get a free “older version” if you follow the instructions on the home page.
The friendly version is a good way to let your former girlfriend know that you appreciated all her good qualities, but you could not give her the kind of companionship she should have. This, by the way, if you do not buy a certificate (which is okay), is the kind of thing to say to make it as easy as possible, even if it cannot be easy with this particular girl. “Let her down easy,” as they say, with compliments and a genuine and sincere appreciation for her good qualities, but you must always be firm about ending the relationship.
Wizard
November 6, 2005
Question: i have currently been going out with a girl for 4 months. i love her, but this other girl has come in but i love her more than my girlfriend, and she loves me as well, but i dont want to hurt my girl friend but i want this other girl
ANSWER: You shouldn’t be confused. Learning to dump is part of life. Sometimes it is difficult to do, but you must, because life in all its complexities moves on with or without you, and it is better to be with it than without it.
Wizard
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